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Cheating a robot

I had a dream that a big robot was looking for me on an urban battlefield, amongst some rubble. If it saw me I knew it would kill me so, when it managed to get most of its head inside the little hole I was in, I grabbed its antenna and eye stalks and bent them around so they were facing inward and the robot couldn’t see anything, then I shouted something like “schauen, ein panza!”, which was supposed to mean “look, a tank!” in the dream and made the robot try to look behind itself, thinking it was about to be blown to bits. Because it couldn’t see properly the robot began to panic and ran about randomly all over the place and I felt rather sorry for it.

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Memory of escaping a hippo in Botswana

This is a memory of my travel to Africa. We travelled in a group across all the continent. Finally we arrived to a place called Maun near the Okavango delta, which is a superb wildlife area. Around half our group signed up for an excursion by plane into the delta, but I said I would just hire a canoe for the day, and go paddling around.
The problem with paddling around African rivers are hippos. Most
Americans have a pretty benevolent image of a hippo, shaped by Saturday
morning cartoons, but hippos kill more people in Africa than any other
large animal (malaria-carrying mosquitos are the deadliest animal of all,
of course). Hippos are not carnivorous, but they are easily scared, and
an attacking hippo can easily take apart a small boat. In fact, just
last week another tourist at the same campsite had gotten too close to a
hippo, which then attacked and seriously injured him.
But, I was assured, this tourist had been foolish. He had seen the
hippo from a distance, and had tried to paddle in very close to get a
good photo. The manager assured me that if I just avoided any hippo I saw,
the chances were that the hippo would leave me alone. Of course, if I
happened to get too close to a hippo that was submerged and thus could not
be seen … well … crossing the road is dangerous too, isn’t it?

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My first memory is a long, connected series of dreams

My first memory is a long, connected series of dreams- so intense that they most likely wiped out all of the memories beforehand. I was 3 years old.Well, it starts off in a field in front of a large brick house. I am led to believe that my grandmother lives there, yet I cannot be sure because from the outside, this house looks as if it is on the shore of a teeming ocean of horror- not standard horror- but horror that for me has come in the form of textures and slow noises ever since this dream.

Inside this house, my mom and my little brother (and me of course) are led into a large white auditorium which, instead of seats, houses small, faceless ice-cherubs playing with small white balls. At the very end is a large white bed with a polar bear skin on it, and we stay there at th head of the room for awhile, just staring at them.

I am then walking down the front stairs of this house, and the walls are covered with some sort of red, gilded ‘design’. To my right is a large glass case built into the wall, with lion figurines in it. There is a volcano, and I press a red button to make it spout on the lions. It is mirrored; reflected. The lions appear to be covered in lava millions of times over. They melt.

Across the hall is a place I know about immediately, yet both dread and look forward to entering- it’s a secret room with no door that only I can go through- in it is nothing but a small table with my Aunt Connie seated at it, and rows and rows of large, talking rubber plants. My aunt appears very lonely, and I feel as if I could sit at that table with her, but I can’t. There is one chair, and while I feel somewhat capable in this room, the rubber plants scare me. I leave this room knowing i have been irrecoverably changed; in essence, a microcosm of the entire dream. Continue reading ‘My first memory is a long, connected series of dreams’

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